As you may or may not have heard by now, buROCKracy will be holding our first ever Improv Key Party this Friday.
What is an improv key party? Why, it's just like a regular key party, except funnier (maybe). What's a regular key party? It's a swinger party wherein the male half of a couple drops his keys in a bowl, the female halves choose keys from the bowl, and te resulting pairs are made one flesh through the act of mating. What does the improv key party have in common with the regular key party? I guess we'll find out!
If you're coming, which is a sex joke, you're in for a night of fun, laughs, and sweaty, writhing, five at a time pile-ons of improvised stuff.

This Friday only!
11PM.
The Cornservatory.

I know this site is becoming very much about just posting stuff from other people's sites, and I know, what's the point of seeing it here if it's already everywhere else.  But at moments like this, I just don't care.  Bear witness to the two greatest giant flaming videos of the week:

And, for those of you with a longer attention span:

Are you as excited as we are?

Can you?

This is the flag of the Benin Empire.  From the Wikipedia: 

The Benin Empire or Edo Empire (1440-1897) was a pre-colonial African state of modern Nigeria. It is not to be confused with the modern-day country called Benin (and formerly called Dahomey).

Don't EVER confuse them with the modern-day country called Benin! EVER!!

Thanks to kottke.org for the find.